必克英语笑话

幽默英语段子，附带中文翻译，喜欢可以分享一下。

1.She has been chasing a stewardess for two years. She did not agree with me. Once, she was sick late at night She came to our hospital, and when she went in for the examination, her cell phone was in my hand. Then her mother called, and I picked up the phone and called her. Then I explained that we were in the hospital for the examination. She just came back to snatch the electricity to talk for a long time, hung up the phone to me glumly of say: can bear you you, my mother let me take you home.

追空姐二年了，她死活不同意，有次深夜她不舒服她去检查……正好来我们医院，她进去检查时，手机放在我这，这时她妈来电话了，我脑袋一抽接起电话叫了声妈，然后又解释道：我们在医院检查呢。她刚好回来抢过电话说了很久，挂了电话幽怨的对我说:能耐了了你你，我妈让我带你回家。

2.The son ask: old daddy, before inject why should wipe cotton ball first? The father said, that's alcohol. The goal is to get your butt wiped and then give the injection so you don't feel any pain. The son say: but wiped alcohol, my bottom still pain! Father: maybe your butt is better.

儿子问：老爸，打针前为什么都要先擦一下棉球啊？父亲说：那是酒精，目的就是先把你的屁股给擦醉了，然后再打针的话就感觉不到痛了。儿子说：可是擦了酒精，我屁股还是痛啊！父亲说：可能是你屁股的酒量比较好吧！

3.The elder sister married when the mother gave a lot of dowry, younger sister very jealous: mom, I grew up to also want to marry, you prepare for me what? Mom sighed: a house, a car, and some cash. Sister: so much! Mom: marry you? It's just a matter of putting the blame on others.

姐姐嫁人的时候妈妈给了好多嫁妆， 妹妹很眼红：妈，我长大了也要嫁人，你给我准备啥？ 老妈叹气道：一套房子，一部车子，再准备一些现金。 妹妹：这么多！ 老妈：嫁你？就是嫁祸于人啊，给太少，我良心上过不去。

4.Walking with her girlfriend, she asked, "where are you taking it?" I: "sold you". Girl friend: "sell to my father mother!" I: "that tell me your mama number, I send a message to your mama to say: your daughter is in my hand, tomorrow noon I want to son arrive 5 million, otherwise... " Girl friend suddenly cut in to say:" otherwise you wait for to embrace grandson!! "

和女友散步，走着走着她问道：“你要带到哪儿去呀？”我：“把你卖了”。女友：“卖给我爸爸妈妈吧！”我：“那把你妈妈号码告诉我，我给你妈发信息说：你女儿在我手上，明天中午之前我要儿到500万，不然。。。”二货女友突然插嘴说：“不然你就等着抱孙子吧！！”